Pen Pal Correspondence Gifts

Postman

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Letter writing lady.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

Writer's Strike

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Mourning Pens

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Francois Mauriac.

'Pen no write.'

Convict playing the violin

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Writing a letter

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

'You're lucky: I can't have a penpal 'cause we don't have a fixed address...'

'This is a ball and chain letter.'

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

The Writer

'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."