Pin Pals Pillows

'Your Father and I like your new friends, Tim. We just don't want you to end up in the gutter.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

A Girl and Her Horse

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Lasso

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

King Pin

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

Beer Club for Men.

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Pony Love...

Wish You Were Beer

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

List making as therapy.

'Did you spill my pint?'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"I see our neighbors are moving south!"

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Droplet with a pencil.

Horse Muzzles