Pin Drama Lovers Pillows

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Demure lady with gloves

Victorian Lady

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Lord George brings news of the debate

Love is Blind.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

The Mummy's Purse...

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'