Pin Drama Lovers Mugs

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Demure lady with gloves

Victorian Lady

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Lord George brings news of the debate

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

The Mummy's Purse...

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"