Pin-up Lovers Pillows

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Staff support"

Copycats

Zombie standup

"Talk nerdy to me."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

baby sweetcorn...

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cut Price

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Backfire

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"