Pinball Prints

'They say the new bascule operator was once a pinball champ.' (London bus being flicked into the air).

Wilderness Pinball

Daily life inside a pinball machine.

'It's the only way Ernie can get a ‘hole-in-one'.'

"I must've been standin' there talking to Pamela Anderson for a good half hour before I realized it was just a Baywatch pinball machine with new L.E.D.s!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Natural Disasters

Camping-Pong

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Whack A Soul.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

A Real Pinata Surprise

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'We have the same pinterest.'

Donald Trump

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'