Watercolor Wizard Gifts

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

J. M. W. Turner

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

Divine Intervention

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Abstract Paintings.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Royal Pic Photoshop

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

Paul Gaugin

Wading Pool Watercolor

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'