Watercolors Gifts

The Bored Impressionist

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'I hate it when my paint runs.'

Wading Pool Watercolor

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Artists of the wild west.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"But I use all of them!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Artist on the Beach

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Progress?

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."