Watercolor Gifts

"Sweetie, show the Hazlitts the watercolors you made in jail."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Artists of the wild west.

'All good things must come to an end.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Wow what graphics.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

Fashion Nursery School

I'm color blind, please help.