Indoor Garden Architect Pillows

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Man using to much bug spray

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

God's Subcontractors

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Painting taking root...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

The Garden

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot