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'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

"All right. Who ate the tree?"

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

Santa Claus's Mail

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Home depot."

Happy Easter

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Frosting the Snowman

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Happy Turkey Day!

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."