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"Already?"

'The owners like big Christmas trees.'

"Omigosh!...Here he comes! Look droopy! Look droopy!"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Which Christmas tree lights do we want?'

"Don't eat the grass. It's plastic."

'I can't understand why the fuses keep blowing.'

'Nice try but we're getting a real tree this year.'

'I love Christmas decorations; the house always seems twice as large when they're put away.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Home is where you hang the lights.

'That's what you're wearing.'

"...This is an installation called 'this is our christmas tree!"

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Christmas bauble quality control.

"No, it's really a cell tower."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Gracie, I know we need to put up Christmas decorations...but right now it's time to sleep."

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

Santa waiting for Children to get to Sleep

Baroque Christmas

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

Christmas Tree Ball - "So I thought why bother buying lots of small ones."

"Yes!"

"I'm glad the holidays are over. They really had me shook up!"

'Think we should get a BIGGER tree next year?'

Man glueing individual needles to Christmas tree.

'Unbelievably bad taste! A painting of Thanksgiving dinner hanging right in their dining room!'

"I think we were hung by the chimney without care."

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Merry Christmas

"Is the house ready for Christmas? It was until you just walked in."

Succos Boquet

'Every year about this time they put in an indoor bathroom.'

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'