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"Already?"

'The owners like big Christmas trees.'

"Omigosh!...Here he comes! Look droopy! Look droopy!"

'Which Christmas tree lights do we want?'

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'I can't understand why the fuses keep blowing.'

'Nice try but we're getting a real tree this year.'

"Don't eat the grass. It's plastic."

'I love Christmas decorations; the house always seems twice as large when they're put away.'

'That's what you're wearing.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Home is where you hang the lights.

"...This is an installation called 'this is our christmas tree!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'We had to toddler proof the tree this year.'

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

Pets in a christmas tree

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

Santa waiting for Children to get to Sleep

Man glueing individual needles to Christmas tree.

'Think we should get a BIGGER tree next year?'

"I'm glad the holidays are over. They really had me shook up!"

"Yes!"

'Every year about this time they put in an indoor bathroom.'

Christmas Tree Ball - "So I thought why bother buying lots of small ones."

Succos Boquet

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Unbelievably bad taste! A painting of Thanksgiving dinner hanging right in their dining room!'

"Is the house ready for Christmas? It was until you just walked in."

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

"I think we were hung by the chimney without care."

"No, it's really a cell tower."

Christmas bauble quality control.

Merry Christmas

"Gracie, I know we need to put up Christmas decorations...but right now it's time to sleep."