Holiday Decorators T-Shirts

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

The Cohens assert their Jewish identity during the holiday season

'Are we going to run out of decorations?'

Baby it's cold outside.

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

"I suppose he only works one day a year but just think of the air miles he collects..."

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

There's no place like home for the holidays...

'I give up. What is it?'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

Frosting the Snowman

"First it was a real one. Then artificial. Now it's completely conceptual."

Christmas 2020

Fish Bowl Christmas

Christmas Outfit

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Christmas Snob

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Crisp Kringle...

Santa Hat Hair

'It's more festive-looking!'

Festive Spirit

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

Shelf on an elf

"It's nice to have the theater to ourselves."

Christmas

"I told you they like to graze here."

Santa Claus's Mail

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)