Thanksgiving Decorator T-Shirts

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

Santa Claus's Mail

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Happy Easter

"Home depot."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Frosting the Snowman

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'Now it fits.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

Christmas Hugs