Thanksgiving Decorator Pillows

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

Santa Claus's Mail

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Easter

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Piranhaclaus

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Home depot."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'Now it fits.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'It's more festive-looking!'

Stuffing the turkey.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Christmas Hugs

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!