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"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

Recycled Christmas Tree

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'It's my main decorating motif.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Crap others threw out

'How are you doing on your side?'

Futons/Futoffs

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'It's my feature wall.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

Smiley

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'I hired a decorator.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

Only 85 Chopping Days to Christmas...

Xmas tree