Eco-friendly Decorator T-Shirts

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

Recycled Christmas Tree

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

Futons/Futoffs

octopus knitting a jumper...

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

'It's my feature wall.'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Smiley

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'I hired a decorator.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

Xmas tree

Only 85 Chopping Days to Christmas...

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

"The new trees were too expensive, but I got a sweet deal on this used one!"