Green Decorator Mugs

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Happy Turkey Day!

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Stuffing the turkey.

Two portraits kissing each other

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Tedious Romantic.