Fashionistas With A Twist Pillows

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I need pants that won't make my butt look big."

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

101 uses of a dead cat: mannequin.

What do you mean Bra Hamsters?

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Besties Photo

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crocodile Shoes

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'Too dressy?'

Naked Furniture

Do-over

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Tank color choices.

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk