Fashionista Humorist Mugs

"Does this coat make me easier to draw?"

'Because if you go out wearing leg warmers on your arms you'll look rediculous!'

Surgeon's Gowns

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Have you any W fronts?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'