Whimsical Fashion Lover Gifts

'I like a man in a suit.'

"Yeah, that's a comb over."

These are perfect. I'll take them.

Bearded Man

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Scarf puts hat back on.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

As Seen Watching TV

Suits 50% Off

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Easter Bonnet

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Hospital gown pageant.

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

The next big thing

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

Joan Crawford junior

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"I got my hair straightened..."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.