Flamboyant Fashion Fan Mugs

'I go for guys who aren't afraid to express themselves with flamboyant clothing.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"It's dress down day!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Shoe Whore

Hired Morning Suit

Shopping Torture

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'