Bridle Fashionistas Gifts

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

I took up antkeeping.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

Fashionista

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

Not Uggs. Puggs.

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

Penguin in a swimming costume.

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Ladies in Lycra

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Midlife Madness

The Country Wedding.

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'