Fringe Fashionista Pillows

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Prosecco

"Shouldn't have, you really."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Snowman Tattoo

Australian punk

Hip hop Santa.

Easter Egg

Oi to the world!

"Maybe this year..."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Sun. Rain.

Pets christmas tree

Christmas Socks

Best in Heat.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

Merry Christmas!

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Child dressed as a daffodil.