Fringe Fashionista Pillows

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Prosecco

"Shouldn't have, you really."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Maybe this year..."

Hip hop Santa.

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Snowman Tattoo

Australian punk

Oi to the world!

Easter Egg

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'Johnny Depp'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Sun. Rain.

Christmas Socks

Pets christmas tree

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Best in Heat.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

Child dressed as a daffodil.

Merry Christmas!

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."