Frame Fashionista Pillows

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

The height of fashion in 1796

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!