Glasses Fashionista Pillows

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'your hindsight is only 20400 so I'm going to fit you with a pair of 'retro specs'.'

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

The height of fashion in 1796

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Bad hair day!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!