Patterned Skirt Lover Gifts

Sewing Buddies

The Art Student.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

King Madras

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

A tessellation of running figures.

Tiger

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Steadman - The Early Years.

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

Wallpaper Bouguet

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,