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A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Accountant Manqué

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Spilled Ink

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

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