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A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Biro Diversity

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Accountant Manqué

Je Suis Charlie

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Steadman - The Early Years.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

Spilled Ink

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'