Pencil Enthusiasts Prints

Back to School

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Je Suis Charlie

Weapens of Mass Instruction

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Spilled Ink

"I'm not buying it."

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

How to write

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'