Pencil Fanatic Prints

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Larry's used art

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Biro Diversity

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Je Suis Charlie

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Steadman - The Early Years.