Pencil Fanatic Prints

Larry's used art

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Je Suis Charlie

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Spilled Ink

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.