Practical Dresser Mugs

'I'm a human purse.'

Ladies' Sensible Shows: Closing down sale.

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Savory Types

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

That every day look.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

Choosing What To Wear.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Maybe this year..."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."