Simple Dresser Mugs

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

Bear Costume

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Savory Types

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

That every day look.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Utility Chic.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Honey Costume

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Choosing What To Wear.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I feel a draft."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Maybe this year..."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."