Simple Dresser T-Shirts

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

Bear Costume

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Savory Types

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

That every day look.

Utility Chic.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Honey Costume

Choosing What To Wear.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I feel a draft."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Maybe this year..."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."