Closet Conservative Gifts

"I just can't hide my feelings any more...for years I've buried them, been too scared of peoples reactions. I can't lie any more, people have to know the real me."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

The Mattress Savings Bank

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

'This closet needs digitized.'

Rishi Sunak

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

Steve Bannon

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

For Sale. And, of course, there's a roomy walk-in closet.

"Devin Nunes is a Great American."

When Atlas shrugs it off.

'You'll love this house. One floor is all closets.'

'Don't think of it as losing a daughter - think of it as gaining a closet.'

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

'Do you have that in red?'

"Her mother would have been so proud."

"Should I wear my usual pants, or the same pants but newer?"

Minimal Chic.

Things I should be proud of - but am not. Things I shouldn't be proud of - but am.

"Do I wear my team colors, my gang colors, my school colors, my city colors..."