Compassionate Dresser Pillows

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Frock Coat

Tree

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Matching Outfits

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

I love coloured tights

Is this dress too revealing?

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Red and Yellow dress

"Too righteous?"

Man deciding which hat to wear

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

We're from the bible belt

Ladies' Sensible Shows: Closing down sale.

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

Cow has nightmare about leather jacket

"Do you have anything more post-impressionist?"

Ace Uniform Co. Inc.

Food Aid

“Backhanded compliment or not, I think I really DO look good in cheap clothes.”

It was not Katie's understanding that mirrors should be interpret.

"All pointed objects, madam."