Witty Dresser Gifts

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Frock Coat

Bear Costume

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Advocado

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Snail Man

Christmas sweater alternatives

Savory Types

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Spider Web Stocking

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Utility Chic.

Put on your Easter bonnet!