'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'
Deathly Dapper Dresser Gifts
Looking for a gift for the deathly dapper dresser? Our collection features stylish and humorous items that celebrate dark elegance and creative flair. From witty apparel to captivating decor, find something that matches their unique sense of style and love for the macabre. These gifts are ideal for those who enjoy blending sophistication with a touch of playfulness, making every day a bit more charmingly sinister.
Bear Costume
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"
Advocado
Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.
'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"
Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers
Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.
I like this one. Do you have it in blue?
'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
Waiting for Pants
Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.
"Gift"
'I'll take it!'
"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."
"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."
"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"
Bug Spray/Sun Screen
LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.
A Meeting of Great Ties.
"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."
Savory Types
Snail Man
"We should start wearing masks."
Christmas sweater alternatives
"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."
"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."
Utility Chic.
Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?
Spider Web Stocking
Put on your Easter bonnet!
The Costumer Is Always Right
Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).
Deathly Dapper Dresser Gifts Collection
Deathly Dapper Dresser Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs designed for the deathly dapper dresser—perfect for those who love their coffee with a bit of dark humor and chic style.
Deathly Dapper Dresser Pillows
Wrap their space in gothic elegance with pillows tailored for the deathly dapper dresser’s unique taste in decor.
Deathly Dapper Dresser Prints
Find prints that highlight the darkly stylish spirit of the deathly dapper dresser—ideal for adding personality to any room.
Deathly Dapper Dresser T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts crafted for the deathly dapper dresser—blend witty, gothic, and stylish elements into everyday wear.