Deathly Dapper Dresser T-Shirts

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Bear Costume

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Savory Types

Snail Man

"We should start wearing masks."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Utility Chic.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Spider Web Stocking

Put on your Easter bonnet!

The Costumer Is Always Right

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).