Quirky Dresser Admirer Gifts

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Casual Thursday

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"We should start wearing masks."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Snail Man

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Spider Web Stocking

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'