Professional Dresser Gifts

'Tell the new young fella it's cute.. then send him home to change into a suit and tie.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Sheep In Curlers

Vivienne Westwood

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

Female Boss 6

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."