Professional Dresser Gifts

'Tell the new young fella it's cute.. then send him home to change into a suit and tie.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Sheep In Curlers

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

Female Boss 6

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"Do you think that if I were able to make a dress, I'd go around dressed this way?"

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."