Sexy Dresser Prints

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"We should start wearing masks."

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

A Meeting of Great Ties.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Snail Man

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

That every day look.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen