Lighthearted Competition Lover Pillows

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Tension filled the tent.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

The Unsportables: Relay

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

Workplace Shinanigans

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

"I quit."

Hat Wars.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.