Romantic Rivalry Enthusiast Gifts

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Bear Costume

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Just being proactive."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Perfect Match

Fight on the top

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Barbara Cartland

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'