Swing Dance Pillows

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Leslie Caron.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"This never happened."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"I, TikTok."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Odette from Swan Lake

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Orchestra conductor

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

Jumping cheerleaders

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Hooray for Bollywood!

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Moon

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'