Swing Dancers Gifts

Sammy Davis Junior

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Swing dancers.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Where's my horse?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"It must be still charging."

Cab Calloway Swings

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!