Swing Dancer Gifts

Cats play jazz to a rat.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

A swing bin...

Cab Calloway Swings

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Swing dancers.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"It must be still charging."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'