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'Woho! Chicken soup.'

Too quiet.

Swiss army knife

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Fire door.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

False starts.

You know I can't do the twist.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You called a plumber!'

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."