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'Woho! Chicken soup.'

Too quiet.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Swiss army knife

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Fire door.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

False starts.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

You know I can't do the twist.

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

'You called a plumber!'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"