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Sadly, 'The Great Hot Air Balloon Race' was over before it began.

Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

"Racing just wasn't in my blood."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The Final Selfie

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Road sign with a dinosaur.

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Well - we are catfish.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Deadpan Delivery.

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

"Are you binge watching again?"

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"What are you doing?!"

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll leave you to it."

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Death in park