Modern Twist Appreciator T-Shirts

"According to this, prince Charming is divorcing Cinderella. He says he was forced into the marriage by his father,and that he's always secretly loved one of her ugly sisters."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Snapshots in Time

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Plastic surgery is a scream.

Gluten-free Santa

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

Ivan Bunin

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

'Well - we are catfish.'

You know I can't do the twist.

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

'Hey, we're in style!'

People admire a freshly painted wall

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'

Do Not Sneer.

'Look as an artist, you're awful but if we tell no one, we'll make a fortune.'

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.