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This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

Enlightenment isn't the sort of thing you can tweet.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

Hold on

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

Questions Online

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

You could have saved yourself a lot of time my reading my syndicated advice column.

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Mind Island

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"I bet you're making a mental note of this. . . for your next novel."

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.